Right, so I had a most bizarre dream last night. It was one of those dreams that just keeps progressing into spontaneity until you end up in a situation that just makes you want to scream "WTFITS?!".
It started off that I was at the cinema with my friend Matt (NOT the ranga, a different Matt), and he handed me a bottle of wine. Apparently oblivious to the fact that I'm supposed to be straightedge, I drank half of it and got a tad bit tipsy x]

Dialogue went as follows:
Matty: "How can you be getting drunk off that stuff? It says on the bottle it's so diluted it's practically useless."
Me: "Matt, I could get drunk off water."

Then he disappeared to be replaced by my brother and sister, and the cinema was suddenly fixated on a central point of axis, making in wobble like a see-saw, but in all directions as it was a circular room. So we're having a dandy old time trying to watch the movie while the cinema's swaying this way and that, and then suddenly... A bloody T-rex appears and starts trying to eat us! -_- (Well, I have always said that I have the mind of a five year old.) So we're all climbing up this massive book case that magically appeared, trying to get away from this dinosaur, when suddenly it starts talking to us. At first it was just whining about not being able to catch us because he was hungry, but then we started talking back to eat trying to convince him that he shouldn't eat us. Suddenly my sister comes up with the idea that according to the bible, dinosaurs don't even exist! So we all sat down, my brother, my sister, a tyrannosauras rex and myself, and studied the bible to ascertain as to whether dinosaurs existed or not. Yay for my fucked up brain!

Hmm, yes. And do I recall having a dream about the other Matt (yes, the ranga this time). I was at his house for his birthday party and we were all eating, when he made a little comment that kind of implied he was thinking about how he hadn't wanted to invite me in the first place. So I kind of went on from there, it was only meant to be a light hearted joke but it came out a little bitchier than I'd intended and next thing he'd run out of the room, crying. So Penny and I had to go and comfort him and then we all had fun playing pass the parcel and eating chocolate

Okay, one more. This one sticks out in my mind because it started off sooo happy and then... just sort of... crashed, I guess. I was at an AFI concert, but it was pretty tame. There wasn't a mosh pit, only uncomfortable fold out chairs (I always have dreams like that, where I'm at a rock concert but there's not mosh pit. It's rather depressing...) and the concert finished, and everyone but a small group of hardcore fans cleared out before the band had even left the stage. So yeah, I was sitting just behind those hardcore fans. Now, Adam, Hunter and Jade all left the stage but Davey stayed behind and reached out to give high fives to the people who had also stayed. So I got a little excited and reached out to get my high five, but I was too far back and could reach his fingertips. Obviously, this was not good enough, so I lunged a little bit further and grabbed his hand, and then suddenly he's pulling me through the crowd and onto the stage and there I am, in his arms, giving him a massive bear hug
So it would be here that the dream reached its point of maximum awesomeness and began its decline.
I'm sitting there trying to strike up a conversation with him and he's just... not receiving. And finally he says something like "I'm so delusional right now." It was like he was high, but he wasn't. It was kind of like a "Performing is my drug" kind of statement. And then we went backstage, which would have been AWESOME except that he had suddenly turned into a blonde haired, ditzy girl With an anorexic figure and too much make up. That was where the dream hit rock bottom. *Shudder*

Okay, so I'd be surprised if you actually managed to pick your way through that. Free hugs to whoever makes it to the bottom. Sorry, I like to either say my dreams out loud or write them down (helps to remember them. Also helps to clear space so I can remember my new dreams), and seeing as Penny is in Malaysia and Julia is in Queensland, my options were kind of low xD I also had a dream about Penny and WW in the aquatic centre... But I won't get into that one